UNIQUE FATHER

In a second grade class of Christian school a Math teacher asked: "If you have five pesos and your father gave you ten pesos, how much money will you have?"

A pupil at the back raised his hand: "I'll still have five pesos, ma'am."

"C'mon, Neil, "the teacher said, "you don't know simple math."

Pupil: Well, you don't know my father, ma'am."